talk about a star-studded episode of law and order: svu! well, i use the term star-studded loosely. before we get to the commentary, let's go over the "guest stars" in tonight's episode:
clea duvall-you may recognize her from lots of movies such as indentity, girl interrupted, she's all that, and girl among many others didi conn-i only recongized her from grease. i don't think i've seen anything else she's been in but i knew her voice the second she started speaking. frenchy! brenda blethyn-she's been in quite a few things but i know her as pumpkin's mom in pumpkin kelly bishop-emily gilmore!!!! okay, she's done lots of stuff but whatevs, i love gilmore girls! judith light-she's actually a regular on this series but she was worth mentioning just cause she was on who's the boss w. a. walters-i just had to mention this guy because of his acting credits. seriously, go to his imdb page and look at what he has been credited for playing...perp, bum with penguin, aa participant, panhandler, homeless fire victim...the list goes on!
and now, what you're all really here for...the commentary! the line breaks indicate either a commercial break or where we went off on a tangent about something not related to law and order.
Dana: sorry i'm late, had to make a sandwich!
Stefanie: phew! i was nervous
Dana: to catch up, fuck that bitch and her pro life propaganda
Stefanie: no shit
Stefanie: "i'm pressing charges"
Stefanie: what a bitch! i'm pretty sure as a pharmacist that's none of her goddamn biznezz
Dana: i liked that SVU took a decidedly pro-choice position though
Dana: or, anti-rape, i can't be sure
Stefanie: yeah, it's hard to say
Stefanie: i mean, they can't be too anti-rape or they'd be out of jobs
Stefanie: oh that nurse was in grease!
Dana: haha i could tell SOLELY by the voice
Stefanie: frenchy, i think her name was
Stefanie: "my best girl" ugh if anyone ever calls me that i will barf
Dana: stefanie, you're my best girl
Stefanie: :barf:
Dana: hey honey, here's some flowers, sorry i raped you
Stefanie: aww thanks! i'll cook you dinner in just a sec!
Dana: aw, well meaning old people
Stefanie: that lady looks familiar to me too
Stefanie: i watch too much tv
Stefanie: ohhh she was in that creepy movie pumpkin
Stefanie: oh this mirror scene is creeptastic
Dana: uh, olivia unzipping her jacket was pretty creepy
Stefanie: i thought it was kind of sexxxy
Dana: haha
Dana: i think that girl mia was in she's all that
Stefanie: that's clea duvall
Stefanie: she was in girl interrupted
Stefanie: i don't recall that she was in she's all that
Stefanie: but she was in can't hardly wait
Dana: oh she was
Dana: she was the bitchy art girl
Dana: that tried to convince laney to kill herself
Stefanie: oh yeah!
Dana: man he really likes his breakfast
Stefanie: i really like my breakfast too
Dana: haha my brother's friend just walked in and saw like 5 seconds of that and said "type in 'that guy's a sleezeball'"
Stefanie: hahaha
Stefanie: holy fucking shit did he stab her??
Dana: what the fuck?
Stefanie: oh my godddd
Dana: that was expected
Dana: fucking use the phone lady!
Stefanie: seriously, they need a bus to that address!
Dana: and shouldnt olivia know some basic life-saving skills?
Dana: like im pretty sure i would know to pull out the gun and use some sort of compression
Dana: i mean knife
Stefanie: hahaha
Dana: i get my weapons confused!
Stefanie: sure sure suresuresure
Dana: oh man, i hope Medical Examiner is on after the commercial break
Stefanie: that neighbor lady is a biiiiitch
Dana: oh man!!!
Dana: fuuuuuck
Dana: who is that dude?
Stefanie: i like this guy though
Stefanie: he's been on a lot
Dana: asst ME?
Dana: yeah i know, i just like ME best.
Dana: i was hoping to hear something about rigor'
Stefanie: wait, a new crime?
Dana: yeah apparently this was the main point of the story
Stefanie: escaped from jail? sweeet!
Dana: man this is sad!
Dana: what was she in jail for?
Stefanie: murder, i think
Dana: weird
Dana: haha which war? how old is she?
Stefanie: seriously, i have no idea what is going on with anything right now
Stefanie: all i can think about is how annoying her voice is
Dana: haha no shit
Dana: geez, this narrative is long
Stefanie: yeaaaaah
Stefanie: good god, marital rape was legal until the 80s??
Dana: haha man
Dana: i listened to this song today "acceptable in the '80s"
Dana: maybe it was about that
Stefanie: oh calvin harris?
Dana: haha yes
Stefanie: that's a catchy tune
Dana: yeah i like it
Dana: esp since i was born in the '80s
Stefanie: you were?
Dana: nope
Stefanie: grandma gilmore!
Stefanie: this is a star-packed episode
Dana: lol i'd love to have her as my lawyer
Stefanie: oddly enough, that states show i watched the other day was narrated by grandpa gilmore
Dana: hmmm this story is kinda ridiculous
Stefanie: yes
Dana: like they couldnt think of enough material for a whole hour so they did two half hour shows and crammed them together
Stefanie: well i would rather see only 1/2 an episode about this stupid story than a full hour
Dana: yeah for sure
Dana: i do like her burnt orange jail wear though
Stefanie: hook 'em
Dana: haha
Stefanie: i wonder if the ut football players that get arrested get to wear burnt orange jumpsuits in jail Dana: lol
Dana: im sure, with the bevo monogrammed
Stefanie: yeah, the city probs special ordered some because they knew they wouldn't go to waste
Dana: uh, it's weird hearing an old lady say "if i was a good girl"
Stefanie: haha yeah
Stefanie: if she was his best girl...
Stefanie: pregnant? this is getting ridic
Dana: haha yeah im confused
Dana: once again!
Stefanie: so wait, what did she get charged with?
Dana: escape from prison
Dana: but she's just getting probation
Dana: aw he shouldnt leave her!
Stefanie: oh okay
Stefanie: no, i think he should...i would leave her
Dana: i mean her voice is annoying for sures but still
Stefanie: he doesn't even know her!
Dana: yes he does, it was just based on a lie
Stefanie: if it's all based on a lie then the whole thing is like a lie
Dana: nah