follow up to lizard people, dear reader

i knew it was only a matter of time before the lizard people ballot guy came forward. shit, if i had done that i would have called chris matthews myself and said, "oh oh, i did that! that was me. hahaha!" anyway, lucas davenport has stepped up and minnesota public radio has the story. 

and dana and i have the commentary:

Stefanie: oh man, i had been hoping that the lizard ballot guy would come forward! 

Dana: "Lizard People refers to the conspiracy theory there's a race of shape shifting lizards masquerading as humans who rule the world, but Davenport doesn't consider himself a believer" 

Dana: why was i unaware of that conspiracy theory?

Stefanie: damn, i didn't know about that either 

Dana: can you post the follow up to our blog? 

Stefanie: hahah i like the handwriting sample 

Dana: haha i also like that the name is the same as a protagonist cop from some novel series 

Stefanie: he totally looks like the type of person to write in lizard people on a ballot 

Dana: haha no kidding!!! 

Stefanie: i'm surprised he's not wearing a silk, button-up dragon shirt 

Dana: the pony-tail (hole) and goatee + necklace are A+ though 

Stefanie: haha totally 

Stefanie: i wonder if he's single 

lizard people, dear reader

i'm sure you've all found yourselves thinking, "gosh, i wish i could read some of the chats that take place between dana and stefanie." well, fear not, dear reader, because we will be posting snippets from our epic g-chat sessions every now and then. this one happened earlier today. i even found a picture of the subject of our chat for your visual pleasure. 

Dana: on hardball theyre comparing ballots for the Minnesota senate race that are unclear and someone filled in the Al Franken bubble but also write Lizard People and filled in the bubble next to that. cracked my shit up  

Stefanie: hahahaha wtf??  

Dana: haha i have no idea, but it's hilarious  

Stefanie: this is why everyone should have electronic voting machines i know they have probs too but the problems aren't morons that don't know how to clearly mark a ballot  

Dana: haha no shit  

Dana: haha and i googled "Al Franken, Lizard People" and one of the results that came up was a story about that ballot "I, for one, welcome our new lizard people overlords"

the queens we use would not excite you

it has recently come to my attention that there are people out there (coughcecilycough) that have not heard one night in bangkok by murray head. how this is possible, i do not know. anyway, i decided i would share the video with our 4ish loyal readers. it's totally worth wasting 3:46. i actually don't consider it a waste anyway. also, dear readers, what is your favorite line from this song?

michael scott is ruining children

you might have to click on the pic to make it a little bigger to read it.

Comedy is a surprise ending!