Sunday, July 5, 2009

we are failures

dana is studying for the bar and i'm busy working all the time and going to concerts. looks like our hilarious blog has failed. sorry dudes :(

Saturday, February 21, 2009

urban dictionary definitions

here are a couple of definitions for stefanie and dana from urban dictionary.


An amazing woman! Loves sex... Has a huge circle of friends of all varieties... Loves her family and devotes her life to them... Loves to party... Easy to love... you are one lucky son of a bitch if you've got her...

Man I wish I had a Stefanie.

Being able to speak your mind and not caring whether or not you hurt someone while doing it. 

Im such a Stefanie for telling her she's a hoe, though she really is one. 


Can be used as a uni-sex name & is by far the coolest person you will ever meet. Dana is fun, caring, and great to be around.

Yep, that's Dana for you.

sexy, fine, attractive, outgoing, gangsta,

WOW!!! Yo girl is such a Dana man. 

how does urban dictionary define you? 

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Stefanie/Dana need...

Haha I typed our names with "needs" into Google.  Here are some of the results!

Stefanie needs “a strong man, stronger than she.”

Stefanie needs to pay her debt to society for her juvenile crimes and for breaking probation.

Stefanie needs to stop watching chick flicks.  They are all made up.

Stefanie needs to go on a long vacation and come back with Massimo!

Stefanie needs to leave soon…she’s so boring and doesn’t seem to participate much.

Stefanie needs to take a break for girls’ night this week.

Stefanie needs a quick nap.

Stefanie needs to stop being a trifalin hoe and everyone needs to move on. Honestly, I don’t blame her.  Homegirl needs to get hers.  (HAHA!!)

Stefanie needs to memorize these time tables.

Stefanie needs to stop listening to the fear mongers.

Stefanie needs to stop making that face.

Stefanie needs to clarify that her celebrity page was a gift to her from her friends. 

Stefanie needs to shut her pie hole.

Stefanie needs a spanking.

Stefanie needs to stay home because she has no self-control.


Dana needs some breathing room.

Dana needs to negotiate a network television deal.

Dana needs a transgendered friend.

Dana needs to play catch up by sipping on a shot of Jameson with 24 oz. of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Dana needs emergency prayer.

Dana needs to leave Tonya or stop trying to have sex with Alice.

Dana needs to shut up sometimes.

Dana needs to step up.

Dana needs to quit being so cheap.

Dana needs no installation and is only 1mb in size.

Dana needs to come back to SNL to do John McCain until November 5th. 

Dana needs to be in better shape for living in Congo. 

Dana needs to get out of the spotlight and put the fighters there.

Dana needs a new dress, and a new color for sure.

Dana needs to take a break and STFU for a while.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

oh man, this is good. and sorry about the prolonged lack of funny. shit's been busy!