Thursday, February 19, 2009

Stefanie/Dana need...

Haha I typed our names with "needs" into Google.  Here are some of the results!

Stefanie needs “a strong man, stronger than she.”

Stefanie needs to pay her debt to society for her juvenile crimes and for breaking probation.

Stefanie needs to stop watching chick flicks.  They are all made up.

Stefanie needs to go on a long vacation and come back with Massimo!

Stefanie needs to leave soon…she’s so boring and doesn’t seem to participate much.

Stefanie needs to take a break for girls’ night this week.

Stefanie needs a quick nap.

Stefanie needs to stop being a trifalin hoe and everyone needs to move on. Honestly, I don’t blame her.  Homegirl needs to get hers.  (HAHA!!)

Stefanie needs to memorize these time tables.

Stefanie needs to stop listening to the fear mongers.

Stefanie needs to stop making that face.

Stefanie needs to clarify that her celebrity page was a gift to her from her friends. 

Stefanie needs to shut her pie hole.

Stefanie needs a spanking.

Stefanie needs to stay home because she has no self-control.

 

Dana needs some breathing room.

Dana needs to negotiate a network television deal.

Dana needs a transgendered friend.

Dana needs to play catch up by sipping on a shot of Jameson with 24 oz. of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Dana needs emergency prayer.

Dana needs to leave Tonya or stop trying to have sex with Alice.

Dana needs to shut up sometimes.

Dana needs to step up.

Dana needs to quit being so cheap.

Dana needs no installation and is only 1mb in size.

Dana needs to come back to SNL to do John McCain until November 5th. 

Dana needs to be in better shape for living in Congo. 

Dana needs to get out of the spotlight and put the fighters there.

Dana needs a new dress, and a new color for sure.

Dana needs to take a break and STFU for a while.

3 comments:

stefanie said...

omfg this blog has been found, like, 3 times today by people googling "stefanie needs" HAHA!

also, this is someone talking about the l word:

Dana needs to leave Tonya or stop trying to have sex with Alice.

lol!

Lizzie said...

Yeah, I tried this and the first few results for "Lizzie needs" are all other blogs who have done this.

Ian said...

I agree with the last one under Dana wholeheartedly.